Topher mulled that over for a moment. There were usually two different answers he gave - one if he was trying to impress a guy, and another if he was being perfectly honest with someone.

He decided, finally, to go with both. "It's a toss-up," he said. "I mean, if we're speaking by way of literature, I really love Crime and Punishment. Don't get me wrong - it's tedious sometimes, but it's a fascinating study of the human mind, I feel." And then he smiles a dorky little smile. "Otherwise, I thoroughly enjoy the non-literary stylings of Chelsea Handler. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea. is a particular favourite of mine."